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I realise this has been blogged and reblogged, but this is one of the smartest things I have seen the marketing department of large FMCG do in a long long time.
WELL PLAYED
mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,
Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”
Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.
On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.
Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.
We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.
We’re raising Hell, man.
THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

I realise this has been blogged and reblogged, but this is one of the smartest things I have seen the marketing department of large FMCG do in a long long time.

WELL PLAYED

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

Bacon and cameras. Sorry. Doesn’t get any better than this.

Bacon and cameras. Sorry. Doesn’t get any better than this.

An Indian summer had by all here in little Perth today.

An Indian summer had by all here in little Perth today.

Bits of Block Branding.

Bits of Block Branding.

Mark Braddock & Carolyn Hall launch ‘Chatterblock’ at Block

So here is my VERY EXCITING news.  We have been working on this project for the last 3 months or so and today - we launched!  I am so excited to be working with my Block buddies.

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PERTH: Two of Perth’s most respected marketing and communication executives, Mark Braddock and Carolyn Hall, have formed ChatterBlock, a division of brand management agency Block that specializes solely in digital and social media strategy.

ChatterBlock now sits alongside Block’s existing divisions: Block Consulting, Block Branding and Block Imagining.

“Many marketing executives are curious about using social media to reach their consumers but they have no idea where to begin. At ChatterBlock, we hope to play a leading role in helping companies implement digital and social media strategies,” says Mark Braddock, Creative Director and Co-founder at Block.

“One-on-one conversations with people have always been the holy grail of marketing communications, but until now they have always eluded us,” says Hall, explaining her decision to join ChatterBlock at Block.

“With the rise of digital media, this holy grail is within our grasp. We can now communicate directly with people without always needing costly, drawn-out product development cycles and focus groups. We can take a product or idea directly to the brand’s audience and they can tell us if they like it and would buy it. This is a radical shift for all business owners, big and small,” says Hall.

ChatterBlock will work with clients to show them how, when using digital media, it’s all about integration with their existing communication campaigns.  It’s not about technology, but a way to grow closer to their existing customers as well as access new audiences far more effectively than mainstream media channels sometimes allow.

Braddock brings a wealth of experience to ChatterBlock having worked at The Martin Agency and Ogilvy in the United States and Smarts Advertising in the UK before returning to Perth in 2002. He formed Block with co-founder and Managing Director Tanya Sim in 2002.

Carolyn Hall brings 22 years of experience to ChatterBlock as former Senior Vice President for McCann World Group in New York, the largest marketing communications organization in the world. At ChatterBlock, she will also continue at the helm of brand consultancy, City Hall.

“We’re excited about collaborating with Carolyn because she’s passionate about all things digital, and offers a unique perspective as a result of her mixed background as a marketing and advertising executive. She already authors several blogs, and her website SmallNotes has been hugely popular, making her a bona fide digital expert,” says Braddock.

In 2006, Hall returned to Perth from the United States as Brand & Communications Director of the Royal Automobile Club (RAC), which became the top-ranking brand in the Annual WA Business News branding survey for two years running under her leadership.

Block’s decision to launch ChatterBlock heralds a major shift in the WA advertising industry, which is making way for niche, specialist players like ChatterBlock in addition to the large agencies that have traditionally dominated the landscape.

Chopped salad. I love early summer BBQ’s with great friends.

Chopped salad. I love early summer BBQ’s with great friends.

One space or two spaces

I am totally on TEAM TWO SPACE.

georgiegirlnyc:

Today a post about how many spaces are meant to be put after a full stop went around the internets.  Apparently, the rule is that only one space is needed.  This goes against everything I was taught.  Boo hiss!

Am I the only one who is now totally paranoid about how many spaces I put after my full stop (or I think maybe Americans say ‘period’)?

I’m still going to go with two spaces and call my writing vintage :-)

I love this.

I love this.

Another old shot I took in NYC - from my friends window on 18th and 8th.

Another old shot I took in NYC - from my friends window on 18th and 8th.

This is me in my bed with little Oliver the year that I left NYC.  Taken by a friend.  I love this picture.  It tells so many stories (the main one being I am super messy)

This is me in my bed with little Oliver the year that I left NYC.  Taken by a friend.  I love this picture.  It tells so many stories (the main one being I am super messy)

Nothing thrills me more than an 80 page presentation that only has pictures!  Seriously.

Nothing thrills me more than an 80 page presentation that only has pictures!  Seriously.

I wish this was me right now.  via knight cat

I wish this was me right now.  via knight cat

Visionary got it wrong on books

This is a great article written by my friend Damon Hurst. It appears today in The Australian in the media section. Well worth a read.

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“THE book is dead,” said Peter Kindersley, founder and chairman of Dorling Kindersley (DK). He was launching the world’s first interactive CD ROM in London in 1992 at a lunch for city types as the company prepared for an initial public offering.

At the time, DK was a “new media” company with an “old media” core business — illustrated reference books. To be sure, Kindersley’s bold and self-interested prediction has plenty of relevance to today’s debate about the newspaper industry and the role of the internet — history might not predict the future but, hell, there sure are echoes.

Read more on my business blog here:  Carolyn Anna Hall

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